Sweet Bhajias Or Something

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Mykitchenza on insta bossss

INGREDIENTS

Bananas

Jee those ones that you bought for sehri but never ate

METHOD

I don’t know why but I feel like typing this with a ‘eavy durban accent
No offense to anyone
This is the part where you say none taken , or ima tell my mada what you said
Ok So you take one banana rightMash it ekse! Maaaaash itRight
then you add flour rightHold on I’ll tjun you how much flourTo putHow , why you vying on like you got somewhere to go
The aleem is not going anywherePut that ghee (Clarified butter) bucket downyou can fetch from brickfield road  later ekseOtherwise just get from manjrasyour balli won’t know but don’t rev that gti so much when you parking there in line , whatchu you want hevryone, use here you before dey see youOk right so its one and a alf cups of flour then you take ⅓ of  cup of sugar rightMix it laahker with the bananaAnd flourAdd 2 teaspoon baking powder and half teaspoon saltalf cup double cream yogurtYa use that one your mada bought from save on specialdon’t use the woolies one she’ll scold youNow this part you gonna have to hide and add cos you know butter is expensive make sure she doesn’t see youQuick add that 3 tablespoon of butterOver laahker
And you fry like ow you fry bhajia but with clean oil not that samosa oil that you sieved 3 times already ey

And dewa you done , go give the haunty next door , maybe she’ll say hewa here’s your eidy
Ok right slaailaykum, right , right , riiiiight bye

POSTED ON

09 May 2021

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