Notevenablogger
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I promise you there's a real recipe behind all that nonsense.
Goodluck sifting trough to find it tho 😅
Hey atleast the ingredients part is pretty sensible.
Oh and this is only the short version of the madness click on my blog link for the ful
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INGREDIENTS
Bananas
Jee those ones that you bought for sehri but never ate
METHOD
I don’t know why but I feel like typing this with a ‘eavy durban accent
No offense to anyone
This is the part where you say none taken , or ima tell my mada what you said
Ok So you take one banana rightMash it ekse! Maaaaash itRight
then you add flour rightHold on I’ll tjun you how much flourTo putHow , why you vying on like you got somewhere to go
The aleem is not going anywherePut that ghee (Clarified butter) bucket downyou can fetch from brickfield road later ekseOtherwise just get from manjrasyour balli won’t know but don’t rev that gti so much when you parking there in line , whatchu you want hevryone, use here you before dey see youOk right so its one and a alf cups of flour then you take ⅓ of cup of sugar rightMix it laahker with the bananaAnd flourAdd 2 teaspoon baking powder and half teaspoon saltalf cup double cream yogurtYa use that one your mada bought from save on specialdon’t use the woolies one she’ll scold youNow this part you gonna have to hide and add cos you know butter is expensive make sure she doesn’t see youQuick add that 3 tablespoon of butterOver laahker
And you fry like ow you fry bhajia but with clean oil not that samosa oil that you sieved 3 times already ey
And dewa you done , go give the haunty next door , maybe she’ll say hewa here’s your eidy
Ok right slaailaykum, right , right , riiiiight bye
POSTED ON
09 May 2021
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Notevenablogger
Kitchen Hand16
86.9K
176
I promise you there's a real recipe behind all that nonsense.
Goodluck sifting trough to find it tho 😅
Hey atleast the ingredients part is pretty sensible.
Oh and this is only the short version of the madness click on my blog link for the ful
...
Joined 4 years ago